10 lies girls tell guys

1. You have not gained any weight, you look great.
2. I will never lie to you.
3. I will never hurt you.
4. Nothing is wrong. I am OK.
5. I am not ready for a boyfriend right now.
6. I never knew you called.
7. Size don’t matter, it’s how you use it.
8. I don’t think about other men.
9. I don’t give heads.
10. He’s just a friend.

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21 Most Embarrassing Names in English

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Pearl Button

Hazel Nutt

Ray Gun

Helen Back

Stan Still

Jo King

Lee King

Terry Bull

Mary Christmas

Max Power

Paige Turner

Sonny Day

Tim Burr

Teresa Green

Will Power

Anna Sasin

Chris Cross

Doug Hole

Justin Case

Barry Cade

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Every school year has these people in it!

Clowns

People who gossip all the time

The back of the class crew

People who are forever copying answers off their friends

'Special' people

Backstabbers

Hyperactive people

Vain people

People who are always in fights

The white guy who thinks he's black

The one guy all the girls fancy

Asian People

The guy everyone suspects to be gay

Nerd who thinks he's popular

The gut everyone hates

People who just sit all day and draw

The sporty crew

Rumour spreaders

The ugly girl who thinks she's hot

The hot girl who thinks she's ugly

Emos

Chavs

Teachers' pets

Lonely kid at lunch

Pervert

Stoners

The foreign person who always walks around on their own

The strong guy crew

Tangoed girls

The in love couple

Bullies

Musicians

Incredible singers

People who bunk class

The one guy who is further through puberty than your dad

The nerds crew

Really small person with really big best friend

The fat girl who thinks she's thin

The thin girl who thinks she's fat

Sluts

★ 10 dirtiest chat-up lines! ★

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

4. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

5. F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Nigel?

6. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

7. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

8. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

9. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

10. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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