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10 Signs You're an Online Creepster
10. You religiously friend request hot girls who you don't know, and follow up the friend request with extensive messages, winks, pokes, and suggestive photo comments.
9. You "like" every post someone makes. And comment on every status update/tweet/etc. It doesn't matter if she's posting about having the hiccups, a creepster always leaves a comment.
8. You ask for naked pictures from your new "friends."
7. You only decide to go out to a particular bar or club AFTER reading the status updates and tweets of your online lady friends. 'Cause it's not creepy to "randomly" bump into someone, right?
6. You're friend list is made up entirely of females twenty years younger than you.
5. There are only two pictures of you anywhere on the internet, and they are both depressingly low quality to mask how you really look. n
4. You simultaneously friend request someone on multiple networking sites, so that they get a friend invite on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter at the same time. Totally not creepy...
3. You go after roommates. Whole sorority houses will receive your friend request at the same time. You're only hope is to flood women with friend requests, hoping that one of them will be too drunk at the time to deny your creepy photograph.
2. You re-add someone repeatedly. And message them when they deny you.
1. You leave the comment "So when are we gonna hang out???" on every hot girl's page, just hoping one of them will give you an excuse to get out of your Mom's basement.
10. You religiously friend request hot girls who you don't know, and follow up the friend request with extensive messages, winks, pokes, and suggestive photo comments.
ReplyDelete9. You "like" every post someone makes. And comment on every status update/tweet/etc. It doesn't matter if she's posting about having the hiccups, a creepster always leaves a comment.
8. You ask for naked pictures from your new "friends."
7. You only decide to go out to a particular bar or club AFTER reading the status updates and tweets of your online lady friends. 'Cause it's not creepy to "randomly" bump into someone, right?
6. You're friend list is made up entirely of females twenty years younger than you.
5. There are only two pictures of you anywhere on the internet, and they are both depressingly low quality to mask how you really look. n
4. You simultaneously friend request someone on multiple networking sites, so that they get a friend invite on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter at the same time. Totally not creepy...
3. You go after roommates. Whole sorority houses will receive your friend request at the same time. You're only hope is to flood women with friend requests, hoping that one of them will be too drunk at the time to deny your creepy photograph.
2. You re-add someone repeatedly. And message them when they deny you.
1. You leave the comment "So when are we gonna hang out???" on every hot girl's page, just hoping one of them will give you an excuse to get out of your Mom's basement.